Abut Me

Born to express, not to impress.

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

Where the hell am I, and how did I get here?

Hi there. I joined Facebook. Happy now?

Absolutely awkward, proudest of nerd and geek, decreaser of world sucking.

Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me.

I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?

Being this fabulous is a full-time job.

I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.

You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.

I am a rare species, not a stereotype.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone.

I’m not ashamed to be me. What’s wrong with being unique?

I’m writing my autobiography on my Facebook account.

Mark Zuckerberg, this is my original Facebook account, please, don’t spy on me!

I’m one of a kind and I’m unique. Never forget that.

I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me.

I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.

I won’t change – I was ‘being grown’ and not being adjusted to the opinion of the others.

I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.

I’m not going to change; I’m very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.

I’m just busy being myself.

I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy.

My haters are my biggest motivators.